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If you missed the last blockchain mishap, here's LegalFling, a new-fangled service that manages to misunderstand the blockchain, consent and sex.
Don’t Have Sex With Anybody Who Wants To Get Your Consent Uploaded to the Blockchain

Don’t Have Sex With Anybody Who Wants To Get Your Consent Uploaded to the Blockchain
Consent needs to be fluid, and the blockchain is anything but.

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Tonight, I experienced two significant cultural differences between France and the United States:

  • Vegetable soup contains pasta ⁉️ In France, vegetable soup contains only, well, vegetables.
  • There's only one spoon size, and teaspoon and tablespoon just are units of measurement ⁉️⁉️ In France, there are small spoons for breakfast, coffee and desserts, and large spoons for soup.
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♲ ShaulaEvans@twitter.com:

"Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it's not satire, it's bullying."
– Terry Pratchett

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I just read a self-described French patriot praise VK, the "Great Russia of Putin" and vilify the "French dictatorship" about #Twitter "censorship". I'm questioning everything I know about geopolitics and human intelligence right now.

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17 mensonges que nous devons arrêter de dire aux filles à propos du sexe

  1. La virginité existe.
  1. L’hymen est le signe de la virginité.
  1. Toutes les femmes sont nées avec un vagin.
  1. La première fois, ça va faire mal. Vraiment.
  1. Si quelqu’un vous achète quelque chose, vous lui devez un rapport sexuel.
  1. Trop de sexe va vous étirer.
  1. Les femmes ne pensent pas beaucoup au sexe.
  1. Les femmes n’aiment pas le sexe sans lendemain.
  1. C’est aux garçons d’acheter les préservatifs.
  1. Les épouses « frigides » font les maris infidèles.
  1. Vous devez vous épiler.
  1. Vous ne pouvez pas avoir de rapport sexuel pendant vos règles.
  1. Le sexe est censé faire mal parfois.
  1. Une fois que le rapport sexuel a commencé, vous ne pouvez plus dire « non ».
  1. Les femmes ne regardent pas de porno.
  1. Le harcèlement sexuel est normal.
  1. Tout le monde le fait.

C'est fou les efforts qui ont été déployés pour encadrer la sexualité des femmes...

17 mensonges que nous devons arrêter de dire aux filles à propos du sexe
Que ce soit l’inquiétude constante concernant l’influence de Miley Cyrus sur les jeunes filles ou l’essor (troublant) des Bals de pureté, il est clair que la société a une fascina…

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Pretty revealing that US politicians can be in trouble for lying to the FBI, but not to 320+ millions US persons during every single press conference. #policestate

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“Please do not take items from this drawer. They are not yours. Yes – it looks like there’s plenty. But still. Just don’t. It’s not cool. Thanks.”
#office #drawer #sign

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Stumbled upon Ecosia on a YouTube ad:

"Ecosia is the search engine that plants trees with its ad revenue."

I don't even know where to start with, the initial YouTube ad, the toxic ad revenue model for search engines or any other website, or the misdirected tree planting with a real-time counter on the homepage. But it somehow manages to make Google look good in comparison.

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This was bugging me since I saw Blade Runner 2049, and I finally wrote about why it is bad.
#movie #review #bladerunner
The missing melancholy of Blade Runner 2049 – MrPetovan.com

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On #Facebook you remember why you started following someone but you don't know why you keep following them.
On #decentralized social media you don't remember why you started following someone but you know why you still follow them!
@{MastodonProject; MastodonProject@twitter.com} @{FriendicaNews; FriendicaNews@twitter.com} @{joindiaspora; joindiaspora@twitter.com}

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♲ Exocomics@twitter.com:

I'm available for commissions again for the next couple of months :D
Commissions

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15 months after being brutally thrown from Facebook into the wonderful world of #Decentralized Social Media, I'm proud to announce that I started unfollowing some people I initially randomly followed because I can't keep up with all the content I'm getting in my timeline! #goals

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Fun fact: I started writing a technical #database blog post back in 2011 about how to replace LEFT JOIN by a better scaling equivalent in some specific use cases, but I never got to write the technical part and now I can't figure it out anymore. 😅 #genius

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♲ scott_kerr@twitter.com:

Soon.

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#overheard in the bus: "I don't have time for Nazis." #overheard

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